What was said | What I heard | What was (probably) meant |
“I’ve always liked that sweater on you!” | “You’ve had that sweater a very long time!” | “Geez, she's wearing that again??” |
“You must be really busy these days.” | “You look horrible.” | “You have bags under your eyes and dark circles, get some rest.” |
“You’re wearing your hair darker these days.” | “Going to get your roots done soon?” | “Your roots have grown out and I’m not sure I like it or I’d have said that I did and not what I did say.” |
“If there’s anything I can do to help you out, please let me know.” | “I’m totally inept at anything you would remotely need, but I got a bad evaluation and I’m trying to suck up for the next one.” | “I’m giving you lip service because I was told by ___ that my communication skills stink.” |
“You’re usually a lot more tan. No tennis this summer?” | “Hey Queen of Pale, ever heard of Vitamin D?” | “You’re a hermit. A very pale hermit.” |
Park City Utah
2 years ago