Sunday, September 21, 2008

"Not Me!" Monday

Props to MckMama's idea for the inauguration of the "Not Me!" Monday blog carnival! This is going to be sooo cathartic! So freeing! So human! Yes, we have all fallen short of God's glory and dare I say she's exposing us??

I totally did NOT buy a take-out meat loaf dinner from HyVee deli and plate it up nicely for Ron Burgundy, allowing him to presume it was made especially for him.

I did not wear the same pants to work two days in a row, because I was working at different places each day and who would know?

I did not find a container of yogurt at the back of my frig that expired 5/1/08 and no, I did NOT eat it. Nope. MckMama would never do that either.

Worst of all, I did not tell Ron Burgundy that I'd pick him up tonight after his last 20 mile pre-marathon training run in the near 80 degree heat and bring him the rest of the way home. Nope. He didn't think that and he didn't end up running 22 miles in the heat because I was not a dip-wad and didn't understand that he wasn't going to call me. He just expected me to show up, cold water and bananas in hand. (He didn't call me because his phone was at home). Nope, didn't let him down that time. Poor boy isn't walking too well yet. (And he was furious - yeah, right, like he's ever gotten angry over anything....).

I did not just pretend I heard the dryer shut off and will not ignore the laundry until tomorrow. Or Tuesday. Or Wednesday.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Cathartic is right, girl!!

Thanks for joining in. Can I just tell you that your last comment to me made me wet my bed? I mean, almost.

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