Nor am I a brain surgeon, a computer programmer, a plumber, or a forklift driver. Therefore, I would never be so arrogant to tell these people how to do their jobs or what they need to do their jobs effectively. So after 9 years of college, 35 years of experience, thousands of patients, and the hard-earned accumulation of alphabet soup after my name, am I really an idiot? Or just the garden-variety idiot savant? Happy Hump Day. It's apparently my day for the pity pot. Hey job, have I told you lately that I love you? I think not.